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 NO. 971 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 13 - 19, 2019 

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TRUMP WOULD HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH OBSTRUCTION WERE HE NOT PRESIDENT, SAY HUNDREDS OF FORMER FEDERAL PROSECUTORS
“Woulda coulda shoulda,” tweets Trump.
 
WORLD NEWS
Trade Talks With China Break
Down With No Deal

Unable to agree on what should go in Column A, what should go in Column B.
 
ENVIRONMENT
85% of America's National
Parks Have Unhealthy Air

Campers hear bears coughing in the night.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Giuliani Cancels Trip to Ukraine
After learning invitation actually prank phone call from country's comedian president.
U. S. NEWS
New York Times: Trump Paid
No Taxes 8 of 10 Years

“Why no praise for the years he paid?” wonders White House.
Impeachment Advocates
Deliver 10 Million Signatures
To Congress

Trump wants each one investigated.
 
REMINDER
  It's a gig economy, shut up and drive.
 
White House Defies All Subpoenas
Paints White House blue, changes “1600” to “1601” Pennsylvania Ave.
Denver Votes to Decriminalize Hallucinogenic “Magic”
Mushrooms

And add 10,000 traffic cops.
 
POLITICS
Trump Compares Buttigieg to Alfred E. Neuman
First salvo in the war of ideas about direction this country is going.
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