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 NO. 661 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 13 - 19, 2013 

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  OBAMA PLAYS GOLF WITH THREE GOP SENATORS
Grover Norquist issues fatwas.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Withdrawal From Afghanistan
Will Be Almost Total

We're just leaving behind nine military bases, as a precaution.
Mexican Drug Cartels Recruiting Ex-Cops With Online Ads, Posters
Slogan: “We're Looking for a Few Bad Men.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Company Developing Vertical Takeoff Flying Car
In the meantime, you can buy it without the flying feature.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans in House Get
To Bottom of Benghazi Affair

Next up: Whitewater.
Head of Air Force's Sexual
Assault Prevention Unit
Arrested for Sexual Assault

Showed up too late to stop himself.
 
REMINDER
  Check the label to see which unsafe factory your shirt was made in.
 
Former Supreme Court Justice
O'Connor Now Regrets
Bush v. Gore Decision

“La-di-da,” she adds.
Spending on Drugs Shows Rare Drop
Ever since debut of generic Viagra.
 
POLITICS
Mark Sanford Wins Congressional Seat in South Carolina
Campaigned on promise to protect Appalachian Trail.
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