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 NO. 504 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 10 - 16, 2010 

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WORLD NEWS
VIDEO SHOWS PAKISTAN TALIBAN LEADER STILL ALIVE
Hakimullah Mehsud turns up on popular game show, “Who Wants to Behead a Millionaire?”
Britain: Close Election Leaves
Country With Hung Parliament

Brown, Cameron, Clegg families agree on daily loo schedule at 10 Downing Street.
Goodluck Jonathan Sworn in as President of Nigeria
Succeeds Badluck Joseph, who drowned when he stepped on a banana peel and fell out an open window into a vat of molasses.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Supreme Court Closing Front Entrance
Sign to be changed to “Equal Justice in Rear.”
U. S. NEWS
Times Square Car Bomb Suspect
Could Get Death Penalty

For parking in red zone.
Goldman Sachs Reports 1st Quarter Earnings of $3.46 Billion
All of it earmarked for lawyers.
Arizona Lettuce Recalled in
E. Coli Outbreak

If a head of lettuce from Arizona looks suspicious, ask to see its papers.
 
REMINDER
  The right of terrorists to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
 
Louisiana House to Vote on Allowing Guns in Churches
And a ban on bibles at gun shows.
Joe the Plumber Elected to GOP Committee Seat in Ohio
First step on long road to eventually getting a plumber's license.
 
POLL
Poll: 14% Think Obama Foreign-Born
8% think he came here from another planet; 3% from outside solar system.
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