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ART
Experts: Charcoal “Nude Mona Lisa” May Have Been Drawn by Leonardo da Vinci
It's speculated that, after she put her clothes back on, he noticed she had a very nice smile.
 
TECHNOLOGY
High-Speed 5G Signal Could Jam Weather Satellites, Experts Warn
Public must choose between downloading a two-hour movie in two seconds, or surviving a tornado.
 
POLL
50% of White Republicans Say it Bothers Them to Hear People Speaking Foreign Languages
Think they're making fun of them.
 
SPORTS
  Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Edition Features First Model
to Wear Hijab and Burkini

Next: Playboy.
FEATURE
President Trump has praised all but one of these murderous leaders. Which one?
  A ) Vladimir Putin
  B ) Recip Erdogan
  C ) Rodrigo Duterte
  D ) Kim Jong Un
  E ) Crown Prince Salman
  F ) Ming the Merciless
Hint: we have no diplomatic relations with the planet Mongo.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Americans Bored 131
Days a Year

Many complain: “Not enough distractions.”
 
FASHION
New York: Met Gala Showcases Celebrities in Expensive Costumes
Rich people gawking at very rich people for the benefit of extremely rich people.

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