Ironic Times

 NO. 87 "Expect the Ironic" MAY 13 - 19, 2002 

May 6
May 20
 
FIRST LADY'S OFFICIAL PORTRAIT UNVEILED AT WHITE HOUSE
Laura Bush is "thrilled."
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Abandons War Crimes
Tribunal Pact

Decision has "absolutely nothing whatsoever" to do with current military plans, says Bush.
Inflation Rate Stabilizing in Argentina
Holding steady at 110%.
Cuba Added to Axis of Evil
"Where's the plaque?" asks Castro.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Ashcroft Adopts Get Tough Policy With Jaywalkers
Hopes to "send a message."
U. S. NEWS
Justice Department Registers as Official Lobbying Group for NRA
Former gun lobby will concentrate on bumper stickers, shooting contests.
IRS Changes Legal Address to
The Bahamas

Will save government money, says a spokesperson.
 
REMINDER
The Second Amendment guarantees
the right of every nut to own a gun.
 
Great Opportunities Abound
For Grads

Wide variety of career choices include Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines.
 
PEOPLE
Rolling Stones Announce
2002-2003 Tour Schedule

Fort Lauderdale, Leisure Village, Sun City among the major stops.
Pope Blesses Internet
But condemns to eternal damnation slow download times.
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