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 NO. 400 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 12 - 18, 2008 

May 5
May 19
 
PUTIN PASSES TORCH TO MEDVEDEV
Medvedev now in charge of torches.
 
WORLD NEWS
Cyclone: Laura Bush Slams Myanmar's “Inept” Leaders
“Can you imagine an American president dealing with a hurricane like that?” she asks rhetorically.
Leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq Arrested
Hunt begins for new leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq.
Russia Close to War With
Georgia Over Sovereignty

Florida close to war with Georgia over water.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Oldest Gorilla in Captivity Celebrates 55th Birthday
Using American Sign Language, Jenny (right) says “55 is the new 45.”
U. S. NEWS
High Gas, Food Prices Force
Tough Choices

Walk to McDonald's or drive to soup kitchen.
Magazine Claims American
Consumers Rank Last in
Environmental Consciousness

Most will toss magazine in non-recyclable trash bin.
 
REMINDER
  Check your neighbor's dungeon every now and then.
 
More Convicted Felons Allowed to Enlist in Army, Marines
New slogan: “We're looking for a few bad men.”
Task Force of Government, Military Officials Publishes Priority List for Life-Saving Medical Care During Pandemic
Highest priority: members of task force.
Technical Flaws Mar First Hearing in New Courtroom at Guantanamo
Thumbscrews malfunction.
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