Ironic Times

 NO. 139 "Expect the Ironic" MAY 12 -18, 2003 

May 5
May 19
 
ANOTHER HIGH OFFICIAL ON MOST WANTED LIST CAPTURED
Turns himself in to Don Rumsfeld.
WORLD NEWS
Bechtel, Company With Major
Iraq Rebuilding Contract,
Tied to Bin Ladens

But profits only go to Al Qaeda's humanitarian efforts.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Barney, Spot Return From Middle East
Trip meant to demonstrate President's increased personal involvement in peace process.
U. S. NEWS
Bush: Tax Cut Will Benefit
“All of Us”

Makes comments at annual Billionaires’ Club dinner.
Aircraft Carrier to Be Deployed Off East Coast as Political Ad Backdrop
GOP candidates will land on deck in flight suits, be photographed with sailors.
 
REMINDER
    For fair and balanced news,
    look out the window.
 
Bill Bennett Sees Moral
Reawakening in U.S.

Odds are better than 3 to 1.
 
LAW
Question on 20,204 Bar Exams Taken In February Graded Wrongly
But only 20,203 lawsuits expected after one test taker dies.
IRONIC TIMES POLL
  Question:  What is the most pressing problem facing the world today?
       United States        Everywhere Else
1.  High gas prices 1.  SARS
2.  Unsolicited e-mails 2.  AIDS
3.  Rude salespeople 3.  Poverty
4.  High price of music CDs 4.  Starvation
5.  Too much information 5.  Lack of information
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