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 NO. 557 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 16 - 22, 2011 

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OBAMA WILL SOON HAVE ABILITY TO ISSUE SECURITY ALERTS TO EVERY CELLPHONE
Expansion of Presidential power authorized by Executive Tweet.
 
WORLD NEWS
Three Bin Laden Widows Interviewed
By “Dancing With the Stars.”
Demjanjuk Convicted of Nazi War Crimes, Then Freed Due to His Age
And a promise not to do it again.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Marijuana Crop Found Near Bin Laden's Compound
Explains three tons of Nestle's Crunch bars discovered in basement.
U. S. NEWS
Oil Industry Execs Defend Billions in Tax Breaks
“We have to eat,” says one.
Gates: By Year’s End We’ll Have Turned the Corner in Afghanistan
After which we'll see the light at the end of the tunnel.
 
REMINDER
  What you don't know won't hurt you, but really helps advertisers.
 
U.S. Commandos Discover Stash of Porn in Osama’s Hideout
White House announces porn will only be shown to select members of Congress.
Arizona Senate President Claims He Was in Compliance With Law About Gifts from Fiesta Bowl
Although he's still not sure about the strip club, hookers.
 
POLITICS
Romney Blasts New Health Care Law
Says Obama stole it from him.
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