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 NO. 970 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 6 - 12, 2019 

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NORTH KOREA: KIM JONG UN OVERSEES NEW MISSILE TESTS
Trump calls to congratulate him.
 
WORLD NEWS
UK: Parliament Declares
“Climate Emergency”

Calls for immediate installation of air conditioning in both chambers.
Study: Frequent Bathroom
Trips at Night Cost Global
Economy $45 Billion

But consider the alternative.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Whale Found Near Norwegian Naval Vessel Wearing Russian Spy Equipment
Renditioned to Sea World for questioning.
U. S. NEWS
Trump, Democrats Agree on
$2 Trillion Infrastructure Deal

President says it will be “biggest construction job yet” for his family's company.
In Arguments, Supreme Court Conservatives Seem Inclined to Add Citizenship Question to Census
Justice Gorsuch asks lawyers if they have their papers with them.
 
REMINDER
  Don't talk, text, drink, smoke, vape or floss and drive.
 
Report: Some Republicans,
Seeing Public's Concern, Begin
Acknowledging Global Warming

And demanding more money from fossil fuel lobbyists.
Washington Post: Trump Passes
10,000 Lies

Like Babe Ruth, Wilt Chamberlain, Wayne Gretzky, his records may never be broken.
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