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 NO. 348 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 14 - 20, 2007 

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CLOSE CALL FOR CONDI, VEEP
Shown: they react as Secret Service agents remove unsuccessful subpoena server.
 
WORLD NEWS
Poll: 10 Out of 15 Countries Say U.S. Can't Be Trusted to Act Responsibly
However, 4 out of 5 dentists disagree.
Cheney Issues Warning to Iran
If Bush's approval rating continues falling, they can expect military action.
Pope Tells Brazilian Youth to Shun Sex
If they have any questions, priests will be glad to speak with them privately about it.
UK: Blair Announces His Future Plans
He'll move to Washington, join Barney, Miss Beazley at White House.
U. S. NEWS
Angry Dems Get Tough on
Iraq War Policy

Float idea of informal discussions about tentative timetable for non-binding benchmarks.
Honest Lawyer Found at
Dept. of Justice

Investigation underway.
 
REMINDER
  First they came for Paris Hilton, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Hilton.
 
Bush Presses Iraqi Parliament to Cancel Summer Vacations
Calls them from Crawford ranch.
National Guard to Aid in Kansas Disaster
When and if they get back from Iraq.
 
TRENDS
U.S. Divorce Rate Lowest Since 1970
Experts credit Viagra, Botox, Prozac.
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