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 NO. 713 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 12 - 18, 2014 

May 5
May 19
NFL DRAFT CAPTIVATES FANS, DRAWS BIGGER AUDIENCE EVERY YEAR
Americans fascinated by college grads landing good-paying jobs.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Considers Building Underwater Bullet Train to U.S.
Using American laborers in search of a better life.
Greece Ranked Most Corrupt
Nation in EU

Roughly on a par with New Jersey.
 
POLL
Poll: 17% of Americans Say They'd Have Sex With a Robot
Broken down: 34% of men, 0% of women.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Solar Panels Installed at White House
They replace Bush's electric barbecue grill.
U. S. NEWS
White House National Climate
Assessment: Change Begun,
Nothing We Can Do

Suggests we get our affairs in order.
Las Vegas One of Several
Finalists for 2016 GOP Convention

Others being looked at: Macao, Dubai, Shanghai.
 
REMINDER
  It's sunbathing weather, operate your drone responsibly.
 
Boycotts, Protests at Beverly Hills Hotel, Whose Owner, the Sultan of Brunei, Has Embraced Sharia Law, Including Death by Stoning for Adultery, Gay Sex
City hoping Sultan will sell hotel to Donald Sterling.
 
POLITICS
Midterm Elections Could Give
Senate to GOP

Republicans say they'd seize on opportunity and immediately set out on ambitious program to do absolutely nothing.
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