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 NO. 1014 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 9 - 15, 2020 

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BIDEN'S ENDORSEMENTS TAKE MOMENTUM FROM SANDERS
Democrats choose age and experience over age and experience and wisdom and coherence.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: World Faces Air
Pollution Pandemic

Public advised to avoid shaking hands with climate change deniers.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Buying Frenzy Leaves Store Shelves Empty
Toilet paper going for $100 a roll on black market.
Virus: Two-Thirds of
Americans Would Turn
Down Free Cruise

Even with “bottomless” hand sanitizer dispensers.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Becomes First
President to Speak Directly
With Leader of Taliban

“We fell in love,” he says afterwards.
White House: Chief of Staff
Mick Mulvaney Leaving, Rep.
Mark Meadows Replacing Him

Ass-kisser out, boot-licker in.
 
REMINDER
  Don't trust any Article of the Constitution written in Sharpie.
 
Revealed: Secret Service
Paid Previously Unreported
$157,000 to Trump Properties

That's $400 a room for lousy service, bedbugs, burnt steak.
Sources: U.S. Banks Ready
Disaster Plans

Secretly prepare vaults for six-month stay by top execs and their plus ones.
Study: DOJ Prosecutions of
White-Collar Criminals Hit
All-Time Low Under Trump

Now that there are no taxes to evade.
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