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 NO. 1013 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 2 - 8, 2020 

Feb 24
Mar 9
WORLD PANICS
After Trump picks Pence to head coronavirus task force.
 
WORLD NEWS
Putin Reveals He Rejected
Plan to Use Body Double

Puts to rest rumor he'd been replaced by body double who would claim he rejected plan to use body double.
Cost of 2020 Tokyo Olympics
Balloons From $7 Billion to
$26 Billion

Just for facemasks.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Trumps Visit Taj Mahal
President observes: “This would make a great casino.”
U. S. NEWS
HHS Chief Azar Can't
Assure Congress Coronavirus
Vaccine Will Be Affordable
For Everybody

“Look at it as a gift for that special someone,” he explains.
CDC: Almost Half of All
Americans “Obese”

And they demand a seat at the table.
 
REMINDER
  Wash your hands frequently to prevent spreading this hoax.
 
Trump to Fight Coronavirus Pandemic by Cutting Taxes
If that doesn't work, he'll pardon Stone, Flynn and Manafort.
 
POLL
59% of Public Lacks Confidence in Election Security
Democrats blame Russia, Republicans blame Ukraine, undecideds undecided.
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