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 NO. 391 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 10 - 16, 2008 

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BUSH PLEDGES TO HELP McCAIN
Promises at least two terror alerts.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. General Says Troop Withdrawal
May Stall Absent More Iraqi Jobs

Wants to build 50,000 convenience stores.
Russia: Medvedev Takes Control
Will continue to sit on Putin's lap, but his words will be his own, says Kremlin.
Things Look Bleak in Middle East
Only marginally better everywhere else.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
800-Horsepower 340 MPH Car Unveiled
Aimed at “the man with low self-esteem who has everything.”
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Economy Loses 63,000 Jobs
They later turn up in Southeast Asia.
Probe Finds Variety of Pharmaceuticals in U.S. Water Supply
Ask your doctor if you should drink water.
 
REMINDER
  The only thing we have to fear is a phone call at three in the morning.
 
POLITICS
Latest Poll Shows McCain Trailing
Both Obama and Hillary

But soundly beating Nader.
Democratic Race Could Come Down To Puerto Rican Primary in June
Or Guam caucus in July.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Men Who Do Housework
May Get More Sex

Based on survey of 1500 brothels.
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