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 NO. 704 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 10 - 16, 2014 

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  U.S. INTELLIGENCE FAILED TO PREDICT RUSSIAN MILITARY INVERVENTION IN CRIMEA
 
  But did predict your patio makeover after you discussed it on the phone with Aunt Millie.
 
WORLD NEWS
India: Talking Parrot Leads Police to Arrest in Murder Case
Had previously helped them root out corruption in cracker industry.
Nepal Passes Law Requiring
Climbers of Mt. Everest to
Return With 18 Lbs. of Trash

Because it's there.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Los Angeles Tops List of Cities With Worst Traffic
Takes Angelenos an average of one hour and seventeen minutes just to get to their audition.
U. S. NEWS
Washington, D.C. Decriminalizes Marijuana
It's now as legal for an adult to buy a joint as it is for a tobacco lobbyist to buy a congressman.
Study: 1 in 5 Army Recruits Has
Some Form of Mental Illness

Ratio climbs to 5 in 5 among those who re-enlist.
 
REMINDER
  The bitcoin is in the mail.
 
Ft. Hood Sergeant in Charge of Sexual Assault and Harassment Prevention Faces Multiple Charges for Setting Up Prostitution Ring
Hes removed from position, put in charge of preventing sex trafficking.
Latinos Become Largest Ethnic
Group in California

Como dijo Nostradamus.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Climate Change May Cause “Cascading System Failures”
First the ice caps will melt, then the coasts will flood, then the power grid will go out, then the cable will go out — and that's when it gets serious.
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