Ironic Times

 NO. 130 "Expect the Ironic" MARCH 10 - 16, 2003 

Mar 3
Mar 17
 
PRESIDENT IN FINAL PUSH FOR SUPPORT
Trying to convince holdouts of need to plunge world into chaos.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Ratchets Up Military
Pressure on North Korea

"Things are really getting interesting," says an observer from another planet.
World Views Americans as Fat, Lazy, Arrogant, Selfish, Ignorant Bullies
President invites world to kiss "our fat, lazy, arrogant, ignorant ass."
 
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Bush Would Lose Narrowly to Democrat if Election Held Today
By about the same margin he lost in '00.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
U.S. Angrily Protests North Korea's Restarting Nuclear Reactor
If reactor isn't dismantled at once, U.S. will bomb Baghdad.
U. S. NEWS - CONT'D
Congressional Budget Office Adds
$50 Billion to Deficit Forecast

Administration will cover it with loan from Argentina.
Defense Department Wants
Its Own Spy Agency

So do Departments of Interior, Transportation, Labor.
 
REMINDER
  Eat, drink, and be merry, George W.
  Bush is president.
 
Democrats Almost Oppose
Bush Policies

Two-party system almost returns.
Bush Medicare Plan Unveiled
It gives every American the right to choose their own HMO.
Supreme Court Sides With Small Sex Shop in Dispute With Victoria’s Secret
Justice Thomas writes lavishly illustrated majority decision.
 
EDUCATION
Schools Will Get Government Money To Help Prepare for Terrorism
Unfortunately, kids can't read instructions.
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