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 NO. 962 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 11 - 17, 2019 

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MANAFORT'S EXPECTED STIFF SENTENCE GREATLY REDUCED BY MITIGATING CIRCUMSTANCES
He's a rich, white man.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Russia Moved Billions of Dollars to West Through “Troika Laundromat”
Mostly in quarters.
 
ELECTION 2020
Biden, Sanders Lead in Iowa Poll
By slim margin over Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Founder of Notorious Massage Parlor Near Mar-a-Lago Has Picture Taken With President
In exchange for free hand job.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Posts Record Trade Deficit
We're buying their TVs, computers, smartphones, refrigerators; they're buying our avocado toast.
Senator Who Commanded
Fighter Squadron for Air
Force Says Superior Officer
Raped Her

Republicans in Senate want to know: what was she wearing?
 
REMINDER
  Tell your fixer to use cash.
 
Administration Responds
To Outcry About Civilian
Casualties Caused by U.S.
Drones

Announces casualties will no longer be reported.
 
POLITICS
Senate Unlikely to Join House in Blocking Trump's Emergency Declaration
Fear such action could weaken our plutocracy.
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