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 NO. 753 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 9 - 15, 2015 

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ALASKA: GLOBAL WARMING FORCES CHANGES TO IDITAROD
Mostly for the better.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia: Two Men Arrested for Assassination of Putin Rival
Described by state-run media as “lone wolves.”
Boko Haram Joins ISIS
Will change its stationery.
Richest 203 Politically Connected Chinese Worth $460 Billion
Imagine two hundred Koch brothers.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Artist Reveals: Official Clinton Portrait Contains Hidden Monica Lewinsky Reference
“If you look at it in a certain light he's wearing a beret, smoking a cigar and his fly is open.”
U. S. NEWS
John McCain, Lindsey Graham
Never Use Email

Pay way too much for meds and wear overpriced Rolexes.
States Rush to Enact Laws Allowing Businesses to Refuse Service to Gays
Most modeled on similar laws in Uganda.
 
REMINDER
  The best things in life are free, pending the Supreme Court's decision.
 
Report: Some States Using Toxic Wastewater to De-Ice Slick Roads
Feel benefit of savings outweighs drawback of generations of mutants.
 
POLITICS
Scott Walker, Bolstering His Foreign Policy Credentials, Visits10 Downing Street
After mistakenly going to 221B Baker Street.
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