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 NO. 443 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 9 - 15, 2009 

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DATA SHOWS BORDER FENCE SLOWING MIGRATION OF THOSE SEEKING JOBS
In Mexico.
 
WORLD NEWS
Brits Angered Over Obama Giving Brown Selection of DVDs
And an iTunes gift card.
Australians Could Be Charged
For Each Toilet Flush

Opponents call proposal “outrageous assault on beer drinkers.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Supreme Court Sides With Consumers Against Drug Manufacturers
6 justices apparently off their meds.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Mulls Reaching Out to Taliban
Based on warm reception he received from Republicans.
Bush DOJ Secret Memos Cancelled Constitutional Rights
But only because our freedoms were threatened.
Fed “Stress-Testing” Ailing Banks
Forcing them to stay open past 3 PM.
 
REMINDER
  You're not too big to fail.
 
War on Drugs to Be Folded
Into War on Terror

New title: War on Drug-Crazed Terrorists.
Still More Secret Bush Memos Released
In one, grants himself pardon in case anyone finds out about memos.
Rove, Miers Agree to Testify
Under Oath

Will speak in tongues.
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