Ironic Times

NO. 26 "Expect the Ironic" MARCH 12 - 18, 2001

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BUSH HAS SUBSTANTIVE TALKS WITH SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM DAE-JUNG
Nicknames him "Little Nipper."
WORLD NEWS
Milosevic Finds Blue M&M
Can't come to U. S. to claim prize.
Taliban Beats Out Mujahideen
For Top Prize

Named "Most Fanatical Group" at Religious Extremist Awards.
Human Cloning Begins in Europe
Sharp jump reported in number of supermodels, goalies.
 
BUSINESS
AOL Makes Deal with I.R.S.
Targets of investigations will receive, "You've Got Audit!" message.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Israel's Ariel Sharon Welcomes New Peace Proposals
Can "hardly wait" to get to know Arafat better.
U. S. NEWS
Power Vacuum at White House
During Cheney's Surgery

President temporarily in charge.
Freeh Reassures Nation: Hanssen Never Revealed Biggest Secret
"Russians still don't know that Putin is working for us."
Bush Appoints Brother Neil
Ambassasor to Siberia

Tells him: "Report back in eight years."
Raid on Adult Book Store
Nets 15 Adults

Police later apologize to senior group; books, videos on gardening, bingo returned.
 
REMINDER ...
It's against the law to bring a gun to school and shoot your teachers and classmates.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Study Claiming Alcohol Prevents Heart Attacks Questioned by Experts
Author of study says experts "can kiss my ass," falls down.
 
FOOD
Natural Flavors Now Defined by FDA as "Flavors That Taste Natural"
Food industry applauds new standard.
 
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