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 NO. 339 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 12 - 18, 2007 

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MALIKI MEETING WITH MIDDLE EAST NEIGHBORS HAS HISTORIC PARALLELS
Although past gatherings have yielded mixed results.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran Commemorates International
Women’s Day

By arresting 33 women.
State Department Criticizes Russia For Less-Than-Thorough Inquiries Into Deaths Of Reformers, Journalists
Russia says they had pre-existing stomach problems, were unsteady on building ledges, forgot to take their anti-radiation pills.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Oops: Unknown Number of Dollar Coins Minted Without “In God We Trust”
Instead, someone engraved “Hi Rosie,” delighting collectors.
U. S. NEWS
White House: Press Never Reports Good News From Iraq
Like that new school (bombed) and that new hospital (never built).
Average American Household
$21,000 in Debt

Most of it owed to man named Wen in Shanghai.
 
REMINDER
  You're either with us, or you're for accountability.
 
New Commander of U.S. Forces Sees No Military Solution in Iraq
Needs more troops to prove it.
White House Empties Trash Baskets Filled With Baker-Hamilton Iraq Study Group Reports
To make room for Dole-Shalala Walter Reed Study Group reports.
 
POLITICS
Giuliani, McCain, Romney Deplore
Remarks By Ann Coulter

Invite her to their next fund-raisers.
Conservative “Family Values” Voters Face Tough Choice
Must choose between man who's been married twice, man who's been married three times and a Mormon.
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