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 NO. 652 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 11 - 17, 2013 

Mar 4
Mar 18
DOW HITS ALL-TIME HIGH
Everybody's rich!
 
WORLD NEWS
Karzai: Taliban Working With
U.S. to Keep War Going

Analysis: somebody didn't get his sack of cash this week.
North Korea Threatens to End
60-Year Cease-Fire With South

If South Korea won't replace transmission on Dennis Rodman's Hyundai.
Forbes: World Has Record 1,426 Billionaires, Worth $5.4 Trillion
They all get together secretly once a year in the Cayman Islands.
Syrian Rebel Groups Topple Statue of Assad
Will battle each other to determine whose statue replaces it.
U. S. NEWS
Economy Adds 236,000
Jobs in February

Five of them with health benefits.
Holder Admits It's “Difficult” to Prosecute Big Banks Due to Possible “Negative Impact” on Economy
Much easier to impeach Attorney General for failing to enforce laws.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your friends close and take your enemies to dinner.
 
South Dakota Passes Law
Arming Teachers

To bring civility back to classrooms.
Dick Cheney Weighs in on Drones
He prefers that his enemies die a slow death.
People Still Buying Guns
In Record Numbers

To protect themselves from all the nuts buying guns.
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