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 NO. 547 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 7 - 13, 2011 

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GAS PRICES COULD HIT $5 A GALLON BY SUMMER!
If all our friends are overthrown.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudi King Abdullah Passes Out
$37 Billion to His Subjects

As thanks for not revolting and tossing him and his family in a large wood chipper.
Government Grimly Holds
On to Capital While Rebels
Control Rest of Country

Will never surrender, vows Karzai.
Study: Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming
Pssst, India — Pakistan's about to nuke you.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Supreme Court: Westboro Baptist Church Protesters Within Their Rights
As long as they keep their clothes on.
U. S. NEWS
House Republicans Call for National Identity Card
It would allow officials at various points of entry to determine whether or not you're a Republican.
Wisconsin Republicans Want to Make Prank Calls a Crime
Or at least establish a Do Not Prank Call list.
 
REMINDER
  Return what you were paid to perform for Qaddafi.
 
Government Drops Defense of Defense of Marriage Act
Violates rule against double negatives.
House GOP Wants to Cut IRS
Budget for Audits

In nod to tax cheater base.
 
POLITICS
Evangelists Forgive Gingrich, Themselves for Adultery, Lying
While attacking others who don’t meet high moral standards.
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