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 NO. 599 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 5 - 11, 2012 

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Mar 12
NORTH KOREA SUDDENLY AGREES TO NUCLEAR INSPECTIONS IN EXCHANGE FOR FOOD
In particular, snacks and sweets.
 
WORLD NEWS
Putin Hints He'll Run Again in 2018
And 2024 and 2030.
Good News: Double Decker Buses Return to London
Bad News: Most Londoners canít afford bus tickets right now.
Pentagon Putting $800,000 Soccer
Field in Guantanamo

Detainees could help our national team.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Obama Campaign Seeks Replacement Slogan for “Change We Can Believe In”
Under consideration: “Some change is better than none” and “Half measures we can believe in.”
U. S. NEWS
GOP Primary Turning Into Class Warfare Battleground
Bottom 99% of top 1% versus top .01%.
Analysis: Debt Would Soar Under Romney, Santorum, Gingrich
Also unwanted pregnancies, unwanted wars.
 
REMINDER
  Everyone knows everything about you.
 
One in Four Americans Has
More Debt Than Savings

But that's what made our country great.
 
POLITICS
Santorum Says He Was an
“Outsider” While in Washington

No one paid attention to him, everyone treated him like an idiot.
Romney at Daytona 500:
“I Have Friends Who Are
NASCAR Team Owners”

Proving once again he's just an average Joe.
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