Ironic Times

 NO. 78 "Expect the Ironic" MARCH 11 - 17, 2002 

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Why They Hate Us - Latest Poll
"Fat, arrogant" moves ahead, "lazy, stupid" is second, "greedy, pushy" third, "infidels" is fourth.
 
WORLD NEWS
Worker Productivity Soars
In Third World

"Those kids are really cranking out the sneakers," says leading market analyst.
Tobacco Companies Violated Embargo By Smuggling Cigarettes Into Iraq
Just trying to kill Saddam, they explain.
 
BUSINESS
Ford Reveals New Hybrid
Can go for seven days without gas.
Mafia Drops Andersen
Latest blow to troubled accounting firm.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon: U.S. Ready to Use
Nukes on China, Russia, Iraq,
North Korea, Libya, Syria

And  ( YOUR COUNTRY'S NAME HERE ).
Anna Nicole Smith Wins $88 Million in Howard Marshall Estate Case
Ex-stripper, playmate will wed Federal Court Judge David O. Carter.
Bush's Steel Tariffs Enrage
Rest of World

Other nations counter with tariffs on Chia Pet, Pocket Fisherman, The Clapper.
 
REMINDER
Rotate your tires every paradigm shift.
 
Malpractice Insurance Crisis Spreads; Doctors Flee Nevada, Arizona
States put out call for healers, shamans, actors who play doctors on TV.
Administration Promoting Marriage As Way Out of Poverty
And into debt.
 
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