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MISCELLANEOUS
Freud's Couch to Undergo Restoration
After lengthy analysis.
CO2 Levels Reach Highest
Point in 250 Million Years

Sales of air conditioners also highest in 250 million years.
 
TECHNOLOGY
3D-Printed Gun Blueprint
Downloaded Millions of Times

By responsible gun owners.
 
EDUCATION
Study: College Degree Doesn't
Always Pay Off

But Ph.D.s in Art History have found good jobs on front lines of fast food industry.
 
CORRECTION
 
A report on the difficulty Congress faces on Syria given that public opinion is 2 to 1 against any U.S. intervention cited recent Congressional action to prevent gun violence after a bill got 90% public approval. In fact, Congress took no action. We regret the confusion.
LIFESTYLE
Mothers Day Study: Husbands as Stressful for Moms as Kids
Upcoming Fathers Day study finds quite the opposite.
 
TRAVEL
Ground- Controlled Plane Flies Pilotless Nearly 500 Miles
Landmark flight cut short when passengers find out.
 
DEBT CRISIS
Library of Congress Feels
Sting of Sequestration Cuts

Begins throwing out everything more than a hundred years old.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Australian Study: Penis Length Important Factor in Male Attractiveness
But only to a certain extent.

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