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PEOPLE
Rodman Returning to North Korea to Ask for American's Freedom
And to party.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Disney Ends Bid to Trademark
“Dia de los Muertos”

Still trying for Bastille Day, Oktoberfest.
 
BUSINESS
Global Rich Stashing $32 Trillion Offshore
For rainy day.
Toyota's Profit Soars
Uncontrollably.
First 3D-Printed Pistol Fired Successfully
At fleeing neighbor.
SCIENCE
Everyone on Earth Related to Everyone Else, DNA Shows
Get ready for a crowd on Thanksgiving.
 
$10 Million Prize Offered to Anyone Who Can Make Star Trek Tricorder a Reality
Winner also gets cameo in upcoming “Star Trek” feature.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Some Hospitals Charge
Much More for Same Care

Conclusion: patients should shop around for best deal when having heart attack.
Study: Menus Listing How Much Walking Needed to Burn Off Dish's Calories Help Diners Eat Less
Menus listing how much eating dish will shorten diner's lifespan even more effective.

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