 RACE TIGHTENS
AS TRUMP MAKES GAINS
His latest despicable racist rants have
apparently swayed a few undecideds. |
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Abu Dhabi Claims to be
World's Richest City
Everyone drives Lamborghinis, parking
meters only accept Krugerrands. |
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Report: Freed Russian
Arms Dealer Viktor Bout
Selling Weapons Again
“Nobody beats my prices,” he says. |
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Another Devastating Hurricane
Hits U.S.
Meteorologists call it a
“once-in-a-fortnight” storm. |
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Trump: Certain Races Have Gene
That Makes Them Commit Murder
“I possess the gene that makes me
say such a thing,” he adds. |
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Jack Smith Case Reveals
Previously Unknown Evidence
For example, Trump watched riot
unfold from White House dining
room while tying hangman's knot. |
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| REMINDER |
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Everybody talks about climate
change, but nobody does anything
about it. |
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Government Officials Try to Answer
Outrageous Claims About Hurricanes
”There is no evidence of widespread
use of space lasers by Jews,” reads
one official statement. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Harris
Announces Plan to Help “Sandwich
Generation”
They're tasked with taking care of an aging
Pepsi Generation. |
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