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HOUSE STILL WITHOUT
A SPEAKER |
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Republicans unable to unite around
one candidate. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Biden Blocks Iran's Access to
$6 Billion From Prisoner Swap
Iran demands its prisoners back. |
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Cricket Under Consideration
for 2028 Olympics
Also: staring contests, solitaire. |
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Vermont Town Bans
Influencers After Being Swamped With Tourists
Influencers will be shot on sight,
says local alderman. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump, Republicans Push to
Pull the Plug on Transition
to All-Electric Vehicles
Except, of course, golf carts. |
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Gov. Abbott Lines Texas-New
Mexico Border With Razor Wire
And Welcome to Texas signs. |
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| REMINDER |
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Be nice to chatbots
on your way up, you'll meet more
advanced ones on the way down. |
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Report: Arkansas Gov. Sarah
Huckabee Sanders Paid
$19,000 for Lectern
Ones costing $150 just so blah,
she explains. |
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| POLITICS |
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RFK Jr Drawing Mostly
Republican Support
When he tells crowds vaccines safe
for Jews and Chinese and kill
everybody else, he's got their ear. |
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