 TRUMP: CORONAVIRUS
“BLESSING FROM GOD”
It changed the subject from his taxes. |
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 North Korea
Unveils New ICBM
“It's the most beautiful
missile we have ever made,”
gushes Kim Jong Un in recent
love letter to Trump. |
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| POLL |
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Half Believe Country on
Verge of Civil War
Half believe country on verge of
Revolutionary War. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Military Aide
Who Carries “Nuclear Football”
Tests Positive
He hands it off to another aide
who laterals it to another and
now the whole Pentagon is in
quarantine. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump's $1.8 Trillion
Stimulus Offer Rejected
Much of it was earmarked for his
campaign. |
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Trump Thinks Gold Star
Families Could Have Given
Him Covid-19
Or some other group of losers. |
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Trump “Feels Great”
Despite Warnings About Steroids
Says he “never felt better”
after 36 holes of golf without a cart,
or a caddie. |
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| REMINDER |
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Don't be afraid of Covid, unless
you work in the West Wing. |
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40% Planning Virtual Thanksgiving
With virtual turkey, virtual stuffing,
and virtual vitriol from people who
would otherwise murder each other. |
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 While in
Hospital, President Signs Important
Piece of Legislation
The Blank Paper Act of 2020 will
provide blank sheets of paper to
anyone who needs them for a prop. |
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