OBAMA WINS CY
YOUNG AWARD
President says he's “surprised,
humbled.” |
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Physicist Working on Large
Hadron Collider Arrested for Al Qaeda
Links
Terrorists reportedly trying to obtain a
black hole. |
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Taliban Leaders Conduct
Internal Debate on Afghan Strategy
Discuss nation building, how to define
victory. |
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Report: $2 Billion Meant for
Pakistani Army Never Got There
There was no wrongdoing, says former
President Musharraf, from his Swiss
chalet. |
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Emaciated Model in Ralph Lauren
Ad Sparks Controversy
Outraged women everywhere demand
to know: what's her fabulous
secret? |
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Obama Says He Will End
“Don't Ask, Don't Tell”
But won't tell when, so don't ask. |
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Legalization of Marijuana
Gains Support in California
Legalization of OxyContin gains support
in Mississippi. |
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Drop in Birth Rate Blamed on
Recession
Babies having second thoughts about
being born already $40,000 in debt. |
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We're
talking to them over
there so we don't have to
talk to them over here. |
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Congress Passes Bill for PR
Campaign to Attract Foreign Tourists,
Funded by $10 Fee on Foreign Tourists
Campaign will explain $10 fee to foreign
tourists. |
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Twitter Down for Several
Hours
In case you missed it, your BFF had a
light lunch. |
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Turkey, Armenia Normalize Relations
Republicans, Democrats still not talking. |
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