CHENEY
ROAST: CHENEY, RUMSFELD, OTHERS JOKE ABOUT
WATERBOARDING, WAR CRIMES
Highlight of evening: Abu Ghraib skit. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Richest 1% Have Half All Global Wealth
Desperately want other half. |
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After Some Warming in Relations, Iran
Renews “Death to USA” Chant
But in a less confrontational tone. |
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Supreme Court: Argentina
Must Pay Speculators Who
Bought Country's Debt
Argentina: Supreme Court must jump in the lake. |
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Captured
Al Qaeda Figure Had Been Hiding in Plain
Sight in Libya
Abu Anas al-Libi (right) hosted country's
highest-rated TV show, “Libya's
Got Talent.” |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Poll: Americans Blame Republicans for
Government Shutdown
Even Republicans blame Republicans. |
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Obamacare Rollout Plagued
With Glitches
Government won't release number of deaths
from waiting on hold. |
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REMINDER |
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There's no such thing as a free credit score. |
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More Drama in NYC Motorcycle Melee
Everyone involved was an undercover cop. |
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Radioactive Tuna Caught Off California Coast
Consumers advised to wait 10,000 years
before eating it. |
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POLITICS |
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GOP Confused, Divided About Why It
Shut Down Government, What It Wants
As predicted in Revelation. |
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