DEMOCRATIC
CANDIDATES AVOIDING OBAMA
Fear he has Ebola. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Kim Jong Un, Not Seen in Public Lately,
May Be Dead
Or binge-watching all fifty seasons of “Doctor Who.” |
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Queen Elizabeth Makes Michael
Bloomberg Honorary Knight,
Angelina Jolie Honorary Dame
Donald Trump Honorary Putz. |
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China Passes U.S. as World's
Largest Economy
We still lead in number of Chinese
restaurants that deliver. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Rumor: Kim Jong Un's
Little Sister Running North Korea
Would explain country's Taepodong-2
ballistic missiles' new Hello Kitty motif. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Courts Block Voter ID Requirements
in Wisconsin, Texas
Finds requirement to name five top
NASCAR drivers “excessive and
discriminatory.” |
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Gay Marriage Gets Huge
Boost From High Court
Justices Scalia and Alito can now be
married in twenty-five states. |
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REMINDER |
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Vote for the least reprehensible candidate. |
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POLITICS |
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Report: More Than 50% of Campaign
Advertising by Groups Disclosing Nothing
About Donors
We're left to guess which Koch brother paid for it. |
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Senator Who Plagiarized Masters Thesis
Loses Masters Degree, Drops Out of Senate Race
At one time he was considered “the next Joe Biden.” |
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