AL GORE WINS
NOBEL PRIZE
To go with his Oscar. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Paris:
Intruders Punch Hole in
Impressionist Masterpiece by
Monet
Police suspect Surrealists. |
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Turkey Recalls Ambassador to
U.S. Over Armenian Genocide Resolution
But plans book, If We Did It. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Magazine
Blasted by Candidates
Claim photo shoot understood to be
“strictly
confidential.” |
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U. S. NEWS |
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750,000 Homeless in U.S.
And 7.5 million unsold homes. |
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Debate: Republicans Heatedly
Disagree Slightly With Each Other
Angrily split hairs on war, taxes, environment, health care. |
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Gonzales Hires Top Criminal
Lawyer
Not that there’s anything wrong with
that. |
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REMINDER |
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If
they outlaw nuclear
weapons, only outlaws
will have them. |
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Drought Could Force
California
Growers to Cut Back
Well-timed, since there won’t be
anyone to pick crops they won’t be
growing. |
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Several States Moving Primary
Dates Further Ahead for Greater Influence
Results from yesterday's Oklahoma primary
are still incomplete. |
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