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LATEST POLL SHOWS CLOSE
GOP RACE
Voters evenly split. |
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Cain |
3% |
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Bachmann |
3% |
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Paul |
3% |
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Santorum |
3% |
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Romney |
3% |
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Huntsman |
3% |
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Perry |
3% |
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Gingrich |
3% |
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Anyone Else |
76% |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Blackberry
Outage Hits Millions Around Globe
Some turned to others nearby and spoke to them. |
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Ciudad Juarez Staging Tourism
Festival
Hoping to draw visitors with slogan, “Not Just
for Decapitations Anymore.” |
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Australians Break World Record
For Longest Bikini Parade
Guinness measures it at two hundred and
fifty-three miles. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Pentagon Not Sure
Where Money Goes
But they have a good idea. |
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Outlook Bleak for Unemployed if Congress
Doesn’t Extend Unemployment Benefits
Outlook bleak for Congress as well. |
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FBI Thwarts Dangerous Plot
After first talking gullible dupe into carrying it out. |
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REMINDER |
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It's illegal to kill another
American, unless you can produce a memo. |
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POLITICS |
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Romney Gifts Evangelical Leaders With
Expensive Wood Chairs With Brass
Plaques Promising “A Seat at Our Table”
Reserving right to put them at the children's table. |
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Joe the Plumber
Running for Congress in Ohio
Sees it as necessary first step towards getting
on “Dancing With the Stars.” |
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