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JAN 6 PANEL:
TRUMP DID IT |
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Shocking finding stuns nation. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Experts: Russia Running
Out of Weapons
All that's left: hammers, sickles, 30,000 nuclear bombs. |
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UK: PM Truss “Hanging by
A Thread” After Disastrous
First Month
Fate of Tories, thousands of upperclass
twits' trust funds at stake. |
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Xi Jinping Heavily Favored
To Win Third Term as Head
Of Communist Party
It's too expensive to replace 10-story
picture. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Midterms: Control of House,
Senate Too Close to Call
Races so tight fate of democracy,
free world comes down to one voter
in Pennsylvania who already sent
in their ballot by mail and refuses
to discuss it. |
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Pentagon to Rename 9 Military
Bases Named After Confederate Soldiers
New names will be chosen from list
of celebrated antiwar activists, e.g.,
Fort Fonda. |
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| REMINDER |
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You can fool 40% of the
people all of the time. |
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Biden to “Re-Evaluate” Saudi
Ties After Oil Production Cut
Seems our longstanding policy of
sending billions in advanced weapons
to a country run by medieval tyrants
in exchange for something we already
have plenty of might be due for
modification. |
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Trump: George H.W. Bush
Kept Classified Docs in Chinese
Restaurant, Clinton in His Socks
“So why can't I keep nuclear secrets
in my golf bag?” |
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