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 NO. 995 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 28 - NOV 3, 2019 

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TELL-ALL BY WHITE HOUSE INSIDER "ANONYMOUS" WILL BE OUT NEXT MONTH
"Riveting! Couldn't put it down!" says White House whistleblower.
 
WORLD NEWS
Canada: Trudeau Hangs On, But Loses Majority, Much of His Popularity
Still has his looks.
Britain: Johnson Hangs On, But Loses Majority, Much of His Popularity
Still has his looks.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Defense Department Stops Using Eight-Inch Floppy Disks
Too much time wasted playing Asteroids.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Lawyer: Trump Can't
Be Prosecuted for Shooting
Someone While He's President

He could kill six million Jews and not be held liable while in office.
White House Cancels
Subscriptions to New York
Times
, Washington Post

Will continue receiving National Enquirer, Grit.
 
REMINDER
  Anyone who disagrees with you is human scum.
 
Biden to Take Super Pac Money
After Saying He Wouldn't

But nothing over a gazillion dollars.
 
POLITICS
With No Candidate Catching
Fire, Some Dems Consider
Hillary Clinton, or Michael
Bloomberg, Sherrod Brown,
John Kerry, or Michelle Obama

Or George McGovern, or Michael Dukakis, or Adlai Stevenson, or Al Smith.
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