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 NO. 786 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 26 - NOV 1, 2015 

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HUGE ASTEROID WILL PASS BY EARTH ON HALLOWEEN
Hopefully.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S., Russia Agree on Protocols for Airstrikes in Syria
They can bomb their enemies and we can bomb our enemies but they can't bomb our enemies and we can't bomb their enemies, but our enemies can bomb their enemies and their enemies can bomb our enemies.
Chinese Communist Party Bans Golf, Gluttony, Excessive Drinking, Adultery, Nepotism
No wonder communism never caught on here.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Ohio's Marijuana Legalization Initiative Has Own Mascot
Opponents also have mascot, Grumpy (right).
U. S. NEWS
Oklahoma: Earthquakes Caused by Fracking Threaten Huge Storage Tanks Filled With Oil From Fracking
Conundrum has oilmen pointing fingers at themselves.
FAA: Drones Must Be Registered
Have your drone fly to a nearby FAA office and pick up the proper forms.
Hackers Steal 5.6 Million
Government Workers' Fingerprints

Threaten to keep country running even if Republicans shut it down.
 
REMINDER
  You don't have to quarter troops in your home if you don't want to.
 
POLITICS
Jim Webb Dropped Out of Race
Two Weeks Ago

News just reaching us; ditto Chafee.
Trump Blames Intern for Tweet Insulting Iowans
Intern briefly jumps to lead in polls.
Trailing Badly, Bush Cuts Staff Salaries
“I'm wearing a cardboard belt,” he tells reporters.
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