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 NO. 839 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 31 - NOV 6 

Oct 24
Nov 7
 
  NY TIMES PUBLISHES EVERY TRUMP INSULT ACROSS TWO PAGES
Trump says he'll take out two-page ad denying he said every one of them.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russians Conduct Nuclear Bomb Survival Drills
Suggests U.S. do the same.
Head of MI6: James Bond Lacked Strong Ethical Core, Wouldn't Get Hired as Spy Today
But he'd make a fine politician.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Thumb Accidentally Broken Off Roman Statue in British Museum
Seriously limiting appeal of “The Hitchhiker.”
U. S. NEWS
Comey Drops October Surprise With New Clinton Email Probe
Meanwhile, new groping allegations against Trump by forty-seven more women.
Self-Driving Semi-Trailer Truck Completes 120-Mile Run Delivering Beer
To a bunch of thirsty laid off truck drivers.
 
REMINDER
  A Russian hacker would like to add you to his professional network on LinkedIn.
 
Long California Ballot Could
Cause Delays

Experts predict some voters could take “forever” on marijuana legalization initiative.
 
ELECTION 2016
Florida: 84% of Trump Voters
Believe Hillary Should Be in Prison; 40% Believe She's a Demon

And yet, 92% believe she's most qualified to be president.
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