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 NO. 424 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 27 - NOV 2, 2008 

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VOTE SUPPRESSION ALLEGED IN OHIO
Early voters may have been thwarted by Republican tactics (above) outside some polling places.
 
WORLD NEWS
Worldwide Economic Slump Deepens
Even Afghan opium growers cutting back.
India Launches Probe to Moon
Will provide lunar tech support.
 
ELECTION '08
McCain Confident Entering Final Stretch
Counting on quick economic turnaround, swift resolution to both wars, lightning-fast upgrade of America's image overseas and sudden reversal of public's opinion of the Bush Administration.
U. S. NEWS
Bush to Host Emergency International Summit After Election
Could be final chance for world leaders to ridicule him behind his back.
Report: RNC Spent $150,000
On Palin's Wardrobe

$1.50 on vetting.
 
REMINDER
  There's no such thing as a free derivative.
 
Supreme Court to Rule on Identity Theft Case
“I never ordered this flat-screen TV,” says furious Justice Scalia.
Study: Economic Anxiety Hitting Women Hardest
Men mostly watching sports.
Fed to Provide $540 Billion to
Money Market Mutual Funds

Includes cost of disguises, getaway cars.
 
POLLS
72% Have Stopped Reading News
Only reading polls.
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