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 NO. 633 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 29 - NOV 4, 2012 

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Nov 5
CASTRO DENIES RUMORS OF ILL HEALTH
Says he's running six miles a day and has taken a mistress.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Chinese Leader Has Millions Hidden Away in Offshore Accounts
Other than that, he's totally unlike Mitt Romney.
Labor Group Criticizes Apple
For Poor Conditions at
Chinese iPad Mini Factory

Apple responds that it's “lighter and thinner than any tablet in its class.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon Learns to Dance Gangnam Style
Cancels security council meeting on Syria.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Romney Company Owns, Operates Ohio Voting Machines
But they promise to count all votes, not just his.
GOP Senate Candidate: Pregnancy from Rape “Gift from God”
Pregnancy from gang rape “gift from a whole bunch of Gods.”
 
REMINDER
  Ask not what your country can do for you, especially if Romney wins.
 
Arizonans to Vote on Taking Grand Canyon From Federal Government
State needs a cost-effective landfill.
 
POLITICS
Candidates Use Language Skills
In Appeal to Base

Obama records radio ads in Spanish, Romney in French.
Survey: Romney's Supporters Prefer Arby's, Obama's Red Lobster
In reality, Obama prefers Arby's, Romney prefers lobster.
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