Ironic Times

 NO. 268 "Expect the Ironic" OCT 31 - NOV 6, 2005 

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MORE TROUBLE FOR BUSH
His zipper is broken.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush Threatens Syria
With Military Action

Since things are going so well in Iraq.
Pope John Paul II's 1975 Ford Escort Sells For $690,000
Buyer plans to trick it out, pimp it good.
 
POLLS
Only 6% Believe Administration Shaped Intelligence That Led to War
Vast majority felt otherwise.
U. S. NEWS
Survey: Conservatives' Faith
In Bush Disappearing

“If he lies about war he could lie about sex,” says one.
NRA Achieves All Goals, Disbands
“Nothing left to do,” says spokesman, closing D.C. office.
 
REMINDER
   You're innocent until even
   Republicans think you're guilty.
 
U.S. Falling Behind in Science, Engineering
Surging ahead in superstition, mumbo-jumbo.
Gas Prices Drop
SUV sales soar.
 
FACTOID
There Are 71,000 Americans
100 Years Old or Older

And 98% of them are still driving.
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