Ironic Times

 NO. 111 "Expect the Ironic" OCT 28 - NOV 3, 2002 

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  ELECTION AT A GLANCE
 
 
  Safe Republican: MS, ID, NM, WY, NE, KY, KS, AL, AK, VA
  Safe Democratic: DE, IL, MA, MI, RI, WV
  Leaning to the Left: MT, IA, GA, LA
  Swerving to the Right: OR, TN, ME, NC, OK, SC
  Upset Possible: NH, TX, SD, CO, AR
  Very Upset: MN, NJ
  Probable Maybe: MO
  Call in the National Guard: FL
 
WORLD NEWS
Kim Jong Il to Guest on Jerry Springer
Show's theme: "Crazy Despots Who Hid
Their Nukes, Then Blabbed About It."
U.S. Faces “Bloodbath” if it Attacks, Says Saddam
Elite Republican Guard (right) is loyal to him, and well-armed.
U. S. NEWS
Warning Issued About Possible Terrorist Attacks on Rail Lines
Could cause dramatic improvements in Amtrak service.
Bush Frees All Corporate Criminals
Move timed to help Republican candidates.
Congress Filled With Liars,
Thieves, Whores

According to those running for Congress.
 
REMINDER
   You can make a slight difference.
 
IRS May Hire Private
Collection Agency

Would work on commission, says Mafia.
New Election Procedures Will Streamline Voting Process
Conversion to one-party system should speed things up.
Market Roller Coaster Ride Over
Everybody off.
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