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 NO. 372 “Expect the Ironic” OCT. 29 - NOV. 4, 2007 

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  WILDFIRES DEVASTATE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Kobe asks to be traded.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bin Laden: Some Followers Erred
“Mistakes were made,” he says.
Blair to Get $9 Million Advance for
Memoirs From Random House

Working title: “Lapdog.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Gates Receives “George Bush Excellence in Public Service Award”
Typically given to next cabinet member to resign suddenly, citing personal reasons.
U. S. NEWS
Bush: Iran Getting Bomb Could
Lead to World War III

Might have to start it to prevent it.
Bush Wants Another
$46 Billion for Wars

Dems pledge to whine “even louder” before giving it to him.
 
REMINDER
  We only torture when our values are threatened.
 
Cost Of Wars Could Total $2.4 Trillion
That's enough to provide every American family with a new Hummer.
Rice Asks Former Presidents Clinton, Carter for Advice on Middle East
They advise her to cut down on war crimes.
 
POLITICS
Report: Mob Considered Hit on Giuliani in '87
Today they're his brain trust.
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