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 NO. 891 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 30 - NOV 5, 2017 

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TRUMP HAS PLAYED MORE GOLF IN EIGHT MONTHS THAN IKE DID IN EIGHT YEARS
And that's all Ike did.
 
WORLD NEWS
Xi Jinping Commits to
Making China “a Great
Modern Socialist Country”

“We're not just pandas, ping-pong, and pollution,” he adds.
Analysis: Both Trump, Kim Jong Un Using “Madman”Strategy
And it's working.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pentagon May Put B-52s on 24-Hour Alert for First Time Since Cold War
In case any foreign power threatens our purity of essence.
U. S. NEWS
Survey: 29% of Americans Think Life Will Be Better for Next Generation, 48% Think Worse
And they'd better not try to come home, because their rooms have already been rented.
Tiny Company From Interior
Secretary Zinke's Hometown
Awarded $300 Million Contract to Restore Power to Puerto Rico

Co-owners Zack, Zeke Zinke say they “never heard of him.”
Study: Serious Floods May
Start Hitting New York City
Once Every Five Years

Making a fashionable life jacket de rigueur.
 
REMINDER
  Don't be a dope, don't grope.
 
POLL
Majority of White Americans
Believe They Face Discrimination

As well as ridicule when telling others of their plight.
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