THIS WEEK IN IRONY
2001 2002
2003 2004
2005 2006
2007 2008
2009 2010
2011 2012
2013 2014
2015 2016
2017 2018
Ironic Times

 NO. 966 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 8 - 14, 2019 

Apr 1
Apr 15
TRUMP AT BORDER DECLARES THERE'S “NO MORE ROOM”
Detention cages stuffed to capacity.
 
WORLD NEWS
Brazil May Revise Textbooks to Describe Brutal 1964 Military
Coup as “Institutional Shift”

And razing rainforests as “Open Space Initiative.”
Mexican President Lopez-Obrador Suggests King of Spain, Pope Francis Apologize for Conquest of Mexico, Abuses Inflicted on Indigenous Peoples
And he wants that apology like yesterday.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Kim Jong Un Impersonator Says He Was Kicked Out of Hanoi During Last Summit
Says he spoke for two hours with Trump before they caught on.
U. S. NEWS
Report: 14 Top Donors to
Trump Inaugural Got
Ambassadorships

Fourteen lowest donors got ambassadorships to shithole countries.
Trump Backs Off Threat of
Closing Border

But still hates John McCain.
 
REMINDER
  Mad dogs and Englishmen voted for Brexit.
 
Administration: Could Take 2 Years to Identify Thousands of Separated Immigrant Families
Or two weeks if we gave a damn.
New York City Approves
Congestion Pricing

The closer you get to where you want to go the more it'll cost you.
 
POLITICS
Scientists: Too Many Dem
Candidates for Voters to Process

To some they're simply “old man,” “woman,” “black guy,” “gay guy,” but that's about it.
FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE

   Copyright 2019 Ironic Times