Ironic Times

 NO. 291 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 10 - 16, 2006 

Apr 3
Apr 17
 
RICE: IRAQ NEEDS A NEW LEADER
“A progressive, fearless fighter, a man like Rufus T. Firefly.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush Slashes Funds for
Democracy-Building in Iraq

Iran says it will pick up the slack.
Kuwaiti Women Vote for First Time
Among propositions on ballot: Should women's hands be chopped off for voting?
 
BUSINESS
Analysis: Bush Tax Cuts
Don't Only Benefit Rich

Also benefit super-rich, ultra-rich, filthy rich.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Giant Re-Creation Of Maxim Magazine Cover Unveiled in Nevada Desert
Signals tactical shift in search for extraterrestrial life.
U. S. NEWS
Congress Addresses Immigration, Budget
Concludes they're issues to be decided by future Congresses, when future presidents figure out what to do about Iraq.
Despite Katrina, Insurers Rack Up Record $44.8 Billion in Profits
Reflects favorable balance between Revenue (premiums) and Payouts (advertising).
 
REMINDER
   Act like you're having a good time.
 
Bush Having Trouble Filling
Top FEMA Post

Cronies won't return his calls.
GOP Begins Hunt for Next DeLay
Looking for short of stature religious zealot willing to trade power for cash and lie through the teeth about it while wearing an outrageous toupee.
 
POLL
Majority Feel Illegal Immigrants Honest, Hard-Working, Family-Oriented
But still want them deported.
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