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 NO. 552 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 11 - 17, 2011 

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SHUTDOWN AVERTED, COMPROMISE BUDGET DEAL REACHED
Republicans agree to sell out social conservatives, Tea Partiers, Libertarians; Dems agree to sell out poor, sick, elderly.
 
WORLD NEWS
Air Strikes Wipe Out Qaddafi's Forces
And the rebels'.
Yemen’s Saleh Again Rejects
Move to Replace Him

After carefully weighing pros and cons.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
9/11 Mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Flown to New York
For complete makeover, then sent back to Gitmo for trial.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Kicks Off 2012 Campaign
Promises to close Gitmo if elected.
Public Thinks Public Broadcasting Receives 5% of Budget
The rest goes to providing abortions to illegal immigrants.
 
REMINDER
  Only the little people pay taxes.
 
Top Merger & Acquisition Firms at Center of New Insider Trading Case
Principals dump stock holdings on tip they're being investigated.
Group Warns Coloring in Coke, Pepsi Contains Cancer-Causing Chemicals
House committee says it will investigate group.
GOP Proposes Trillions in
Cuts to Medicare, Medicaid,
Aid to Poor, Elderly

Reassures Republicans none of them will be affected.
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