Ironic Times

 NO. 134 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 7 - 13, 2003 

Mar 31
Apr 14
 
  SPRING BREAK BEGINS
War in Iraq will resume next week.
 
THE WAR
Coalition’s Vast Diversity Poses Communications Problems
British accent sometimes difficult for Americans to understand.
U.S. Winning Iraqis’ Hearts and Minds
Will use them for transplants.
More Allegations About
Abuse of POWs

But Colin Powell insists he has been treated
well.
Iraqi TV Back on Air
Fans of “My Big Fat Kurdish Life” will see two episodes back to back.
U.S. Still Respected Overseas
"We're admired everywhere," says Ari Fleischer.
WORLD NEWS
Bush, Blair Summit in
Northern Ireland

Plan to model postwar Baghdad on Belfast.
U.S. Names Eritrea, Turkey,
Uzbekistan, Saudi Arabia as
Human Rights Abusers

But slate wiped clean after they join coalition.
Latest Saddam Tape Raises Questions
Analysts skeptical, even though he’s able to name Final Four.
 
 
REMINDER
   Turn your doomsday clock
   ahead one hour.
 
U. S. NEWS
Consumer Spending Still Flat
But scavenging remains strong.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Original Bill of Rights Cleaned, Restored
Some dirt, rights removed as part of restoration.
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