Ironic Times

 NO. 82 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 8 - 14, 2002 

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PRESIDENT PRAYS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDEAST
So he can start bombing Iraq.
WORLD NEWS
Arafat, Sharon Hit of Mideast Correspondents Dinner
The two sing "I Remember It Well" at annual frolic.
Economic Prospects Brighten in Post-Taliban Afghanistan
Bumper opium crop expected.
Saddam Raises Suicide Bomber Payments to $25,000
Cites rise in cost of living.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Hamid Karzai Wins $10 Million From Publishers Clearinghouse
Afghanistan's interim leader
plans to buy a Cadillac for his mother.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Ends Session Early
Records predictable 5-4 vote for all future cases.
Consumer Confidence on the Rise
Experts credit declining education standards, increased drug use.
 
REMINDER
All public spaces are now
under video surveillance.
 
Survey: Americans Rude
And Getting Ruder

Most wouldn't even answer the fucking survey.
Supreme Court Evicts Jeb Bush
From Public Housing in Florida

Cites daughter's drug use, "one strike"
evictions ruling.
 
INTERNET
Web Use Down Significantly
Very few people online, just you and a few other losers.
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